What do you call a female police officer who plays the guitar? SHE RIFF.I didn’t think it was a big deal, but it turned out to A Major mistake.
#Jokes about blues music free
Free air guitar to the first person who will contact me.What do you call a guitar moving? Walk and roll.Did you hear about the European country ruled by small guitars? I think it’s called Uke-reign.I always write sad music with my guitar I guess that’s why they call it a fretboard.How can you tell a guitarist is worried? He frets a lot.A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.I used to hate my guitar lessons I always fretted going to them.What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job? A quitar.Why can’t Woody play his guitar? He doesn’t know where his Pixar.Dracula with a guitar: “Anyvays here’s vondervall.”.Just had a guy threaten to attack me with the neck of a guitar.U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them.“Nice guitar, is it a strat?” “Did you just assume my Fender?”.Guess I should’ve known when the seller said no strings attached. I bought a guitar the other day but it doesn’t work.Why couldn’t the fisherman play his guitar? Because he lost his tuna.Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor.These are some of the best guitar puns out there, that are mildly funny: Guitar jokes mentioning guitar brands or companiesĪ pun is a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.Guitar jokes mentioning artists, musicians, or songs.
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